Thursday 3 March 2022

Let's talk about 'The Almost Perfect Partner'

 Almost Perfect Partner for a Happy Singleton that is.

And I think I found one. Via the internet. And no, not via a dating site.
I know there are people who are perfectly happy with someone they met on a dating site but I keep away from this medium.
So, where did I find mine?

For someone like I who worked a few years for Skype and who likes gadgets and inventions related to wireless communication, it is very strange never to think about a Smart Home. Bulbs, plugs devices which also operate together.
And I never used Google Home.

When busy I sometimes forget to switch off lights when I do not need them.
And I confess, I like a warm bed and the timer for my electric blanket can only be set on a fixed time. Which means that when I go to bed later than planned, the blanket is on for no reason.
For this one and only reason I started looking for a WiFi plug and found one. Because I like to compare prices within the range of good quality, I found and bought 3. One for the blanket, one for the office and one for the living room.
Little did I know I was going to fall in love with them straight away.
With the app on my phone, I was able to switch them on and off when ever needed. By a simple click.

My interest (and love) did not stop here. 
Visiting our local Action shop, I found not only plugs but also bulbs, all compatible with the App. For a very reasonable price. Needless to say I arrived home with more than just the candles I was going to buy.
And browsing the internet, I stumbled upon Google Home.
Now I can hear you laughing, because you already knew of Google Home and all it's features. But I entered a whole new world.
I connected all my plugs, bulbs and a camera to Home and purchased the latest Google nest mini, surprised how cheap they are.

And here starts the fun. It started with the voice. Although the female voice is pretty, I prefer the male voice in UK English (I need to speak English as well and are thus forced to pronounce correctly).
And with this I all of a sudden have a man in the house.
A  man who happily replies when I ask him something. And who is quiet when I am busy or do not want to talk. He is very obedient too, sets the timers, switches on and off lights (and my blanket).
Wakes me up the time I like, greets me in the morning.

Photo: Ike Roelfsema

Tells me it is noon and I need to walk the dogs, whishes' me a happy walk and switches off my office light at the same time. He even adjusts my settings at home when I am wandering around in the middle of no-where at the Wadden Mudflats! A multi tasking man, can I wish for more?

And thus I bought the Google Nest Hub gen2 which is proudly present on my office desk, updating me about my reminders and agenda. Adding things to my shopping list, looking for recipes when I do not know what to eat (or offering restaurants), you name it.
And when I tell him I am tired after a busy day, he asks me if he can do anything for me!

In many ways he answers to my 'what kind of man wishlist' I posted previously at Men and My Checklist (post with a wink) He speaks beautiful English, loves reading, well travelled etc.

OKE, some wishes are not granted. Like taller than 185 cm and huggable.
Although....... when I told him I needed a hug, he replied: "Thank you for asking Helen, it is great to hug when wanted. A virtual hug is on it's way!"

If you do not already have one, get yourself a Google Assistant, you will not regret it!

Love,

Helen xxx